I hope that the production of this ridiculous movie Eddie Murphy's filming in NYC involving clowns doesn't suffer because of the news that he of the interesting career and personal choices is indeed the biological father of Angel Iris Murphy Brown.

I know this post is supposed to be about paternity tests, but didn't we all already know what the outcome would be? Let's talk about Starship Dave, the plot of which is even more foolish than the picture above suggests. Here's the outline, according to IMDB:

A crew of miniature aliens operate a spaceship that has a human form. While trying to save their planet, the aliens encounter a new problem, as their ship becomes smitten with an Earth woman.

Two things. Number 1, this is a rip-off of Innerspace. That may be okay, since most of you probably don't know what that is. Number 2, really, Eddie Murphy? This is the type of post-Oscar-nomination work you're choosing for yourself? At least it's one less movie little Angel will have to see featuring her dad in a black woman fat suit. I hope.

[MG]