US Conservatives Bravely Going After Inanimate Objects
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Emboldened by the fact that one of their own was chosen to run on the Republican ticket for the second highest office in the land, the simplest folk in America have banded together to call for the destruction of a stupid toy doll they claim spouts EVIL TERRORIST CHANTING!!!!!!!

The Fisher-Price Little Mommy Cuddle 'n Coo is meant to make realistic baby sounds and occasionally cry out for its "mama".

But some parents claim that one of its noises sounds just like "Islam is the Light", and have complained to Mattel, which owns Fisher-Price.

Some shops in the US have removed the doll from shelves after complaints from customers…

A spokesman for Fisher-Price insisted that the doll was not pushing pro-Islamic messages, adding that the sound some parents were hearing was caused by an accidental distortion of the doll's soundtrack.

Earlier, Mattel released a statement saying that "the power of suggestion" was the reason why parents were mis-hearing the doll.

Click through for video of Little Mommy-Qaeda professing its vile Arab allegiance.

Comments (17)

No. 1 · jessmess

i guess…..who cares?

it almost sounds like the baby is saying "afternoon delight" as well!

believe me, no baby or toddler understands or will understand what this dumb doll is saying.

Posted: Oct 13, 2008 at 5:20 pm
No. 2 · JackJohnson

You cannot be serious…

Posted: Oct 13, 2008 at 5:30 pm
No. 3 · DEAF FEMINIST PUNK!!!

oh FUCK!!! Lock me up, FBI, I'm a Muslim, I pray once a day and I recite Arabic!!!

FUCK ME, I'M A TERRORIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Oct 13, 2008 at 5:33 pm
No. 4 · MW

I really wish ignorant people like this with too much time on their hands would just effing DIE.

Posted: Oct 13, 2008 at 5:46 pm
No. 5 · Jason

Lack of knowledge or understanding regarding a particular subject = ignorance.

Asserting one's lack of knowledge or understanding contrary to and in spite of the most basic and obvious tenets of common sense = stupidity.

Guess which one this constitutes?

Posted: Oct 13, 2008 at 7:41 pm
No. 6 · mary

They showed this doll on our local news! It DOES sound like the doll is saying 'Islam is the Light" …I guess these ppl still play records backwards too. I like MW's answer! These ppl live forever tho!

Posted: Oct 13, 2008 at 7:49 pm
No. 7 · mary

and btw, the doll is creepy…..despite what she says! I wouldn't buy it based on looks alone!

Posted: Oct 13, 2008 at 7:50 pm
No. 8 · mary

Im surprised they're not going after this doll:
http://www.thingamababy.com/ba.....eewee.html

Posted: Oct 13, 2008 at 7:52 pm
No. 9 · di-my-e

sorry for the swagger-jack DFP, but…

i am so tired of these ignorant, stupid(to answer your question, Jason)fools, with their PUNK ASS, not wanting to know, selves. get a fucking clue…you live in a diverse country, with very lax border control, not to mention all the people clamoring to get in here legaly. if you don't want to be bothered with Muslims, or Blacks, or people who like Obama, or poor people,or whoever, fine. get your conservative money together, buy an island and hop skip to it. we won't miss you.

Posted: Oct 13, 2008 at 8:25 pm
No. 10 · di-my-e

*legally

Posted: Oct 13, 2008 at 8:26 pm
No. 11 · oogie

I'm curious: How many people claimed to hear these words after they were told the words, and how many did anyway without being told? Plus, so your kids grow up thinking Islam is the fixture on the ceiling that illuminate a room after a switch is turned on, and that Satan rules. Worse has happened. Ok, I kid.

Posted: Oct 13, 2008 at 9:43 pm
No. 12 · DivergentDana

Ah, if this were an intentional indoctrination attempt, why would this baby endorse both Satan/Iblis and Allah? Since Islam is an Abrahamic religion, the two entities would still be diametrically opposed. I sense some flip-flopping on the part of Cuddle n' Coo there… that, or projection.

Can I also say that even as a child, I never understood the appeal of baby dolls?

Posted: Oct 14, 2008 at 3:22 am
No. 13 · BackStage

Why do WHITE PEOPLE always come up with stuff like this. I know us black folk have our silly things too, but this is ……there are no words that are grand enough!!

Great point Oogie….who would have ever heard this if it was not announced. Is this who Americans really are today…GEEZ

Posted: Oct 14, 2008 at 4:24 am
No. 14 · DirtyDisher

Dig a little deeper and you can find the original recording on the net, the one Mattel claims got distorted in compresion. It's clear as a bell.

http://www.kjrh.com/news/local.....8108ba4971

Posted: Oct 14, 2008 at 6:26 am
No. 15 · Jason

@Backstage: I didn't see where the race of the person who first "noticed" this was ever mentioned.

@DirtyDisher: It's clearly gibberish…

Posted: Oct 14, 2008 at 8:50 am
No. 16 · BackStage

Sure Jason….black folks made this a major internet story…and plus the folks in the video above are not black…let the sensitivity go!

Posted: Oct 14, 2008 at 3:47 pm
No. 17 · DivergentDana

"Why do WHITE PEOPLE always come up with stuff like this."

Odds are better due to larger population size and more access to major media outlets. Remember Nas and his "our voting rights are gonna expire" (paraphrasing) thing? I could probably pull up some black person just as delusional as these folks up on YouTube, stat, but I'm too lazy. Hell, I met a guy (black) who believed that MTV was trying to make its viewers gay.

Posted: Oct 15, 2008 at 12:02 am
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