Just when we thought no one cared about George W. Bush anymore… In what was supposed to be a private speech to donors in Texas Friday, some rebellious attendee secretly taped Bush making interesting comments about Wall Street. The press is having a field day.

"There's no question about it. Wall Street got drunk," Bush said at a private event in Houston on Friday. "It got drunk and now it's got a hangover. The question is, how long will it sober up and not try to do all these fancy financial instruments?"

What's the big deal? All George W. Bush was doing was explaining our economic woes to a group of donors the same way his advisers had to explain it to him! Except they had to speak slowly and repeat themselves a few times.