What They Said/What They Meant
Russell Simmons on His Long-Time-Coming Divorce
 

rsks.jpgWhat Russell Simmons said:

"Kimora and I will remain committed parents and caring friends with great love and admiration for each other. We will also continue to work side by side on a daily basis as partners in all of our businesses."

What Russell Simmons meant:

"Kimora and I will remain committed parents, business partners, and completely platonic friends while we carry on relationships with other people. Basically, we'll just conduct ourselves in divorce exactly the same way we conducted ourselves in marriage. And someone should really warn Porschla Coleman about me, but she probably doesn't care because I'm filthy rich."

Comments (1)

No. 1 · shani-o

That sounds pretty accurate, but you missed the Kimora quote: "I will continue to use Russell in my quest for world domination … and fabulosity."

Posted: Mar 27, 2008 at 7:02 pm
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