When Tyra Banks Dresses Up Like You For A Magazine, You Know You've Made It
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Because hours upon hours of gazing at computer screens have finally rendered me completely unable to read, I somehow interpreted this Page Six item to mean that Tyra Banks was dressing up Michelle Obama for Harpers Bazaar instead of dressing up as her for a shoot in the magazine. The latter definitely makes more sense. I'm relieved for Michelle Obama.

Now onto Tyra's "potential first lady" spread. She was not born with an internal foolishness censor, was she? And because she wouldn't be Tyra without giving a bit of interesting advice, she offered Michelle Obama these kind words of wisdom in the accompanying article:

I want [Michelle Obama] to not take herself too seriously. She’d need to know how to take a fierce picture, but at the same time be able to eat fried chicken, have grease on her fingers, and be okay with getting photographed like that, too.

The end. More pics after the jump.

Comments (20)

No. 1 · Stacy

WTF….this is all too weird….

Posted: Aug 5, 2008 at 4:13 pm
No. 2 · SweetDiva

Who did her wigs- the Diahann Carroll collection? That mess does not look like Mrs. Obama and Mrs. Obama should let out a sigh of relief.

Posted: Aug 5, 2008 at 4:22 pm
No. 3 · Chic Noir

I like, it's cute.

Posted: Aug 5, 2008 at 5:49 pm
No. 4 · Daria at Gorgeous Black Women

Naomi wasn't available?

Posted: Aug 5, 2008 at 6:30 pm
No. 5 · simplestuff

i think it's cute too. i think the pic of her and fake Barack wearing Harvard sweaters in bed while reading the paper is hilarious!

Posted: Aug 5, 2008 at 6:40 pm
No. 6 · Amera

This is pure foolishness.

Posted: Aug 5, 2008 at 7:02 pm
No. 7 · Daria at Gorgeous Black Women

SimpleStuff: that's all sorts of foolishness. What sort of nouveau riche douchebaggery is that?! Plus the white house is saving on heat now?! It's 65 degrees like my house?

Posted: Aug 5, 2008 at 7:21 pm
No. 8 · solitaire

The Tyra haters are such bores.

These pics are cute, fun, and it's great to see Tyra grace the cover of Harpers Bazaar post retirement.

Posted: Aug 5, 2008 at 8:17 pm
No. 9 · sweett

be able to eat fried chicken and get greasy fingers. well alrighty then. thanks miss "keepin it real" banks!

Posted: Aug 5, 2008 at 8:31 pm
No. 10 · sweett

p.s. she looks more like lady bird johnson or somebody than michelle. fake barack IS pretty hot. no wonder people been stanning for him. lol.

Posted: Aug 5, 2008 at 8:34 pm
No. 11 · WriteBlack

Tyra is ever so much more interesting when I don't have to hear her or read anything she's said.

She's like Angelina Jolie in that way.

Posted: Aug 5, 2008 at 8:49 pm
No. 12 · Kimberly

I think that Michelle Obama is just fine!!! She is not tryiong to be a supermodel Tyra!!!

Posted: Aug 5, 2008 at 10:26 pm
No. 13 · Kimberly

**trying** oops!

Posted: Aug 5, 2008 at 10:30 pm
No. 14 · lisjaka

I wish Tyra Banks would take herself seriously so she won't feel the need to make stupid comments
in order to make herself relatable to her young audience.

Posted: Aug 5, 2008 at 10:34 pm
No. 15 · superchunk12

Really???

Tyra has really outdone herself, This is too strange for words…

Posted: Aug 6, 2008 at 12:38 am
No. 16 · mac

"…but at the same time be able to eat fried chicken, have grease on her fingers, and be okay with getting photographed like that, too."

Isn't Tyra trying to destory racial stereotyping on her talk show? Way to go Tyra! Perpetuating the stereotypes around the clock.

She'll do anything for attention, she's such a joke.

Posted: Aug 6, 2008 at 11:19 am
No. 17 · shonuff

she looks like whitney…the bad black farrah wig does her no justice

Posted: Aug 6, 2008 at 11:48 am
No. 18 · Chic Noir

@MAC- I don't like the chicken comment either, but stop being so paroniod about what yt and other poc think about us.

Posted: Aug 6, 2008 at 5:21 pm
No. 19 · sophistAKAted

Tyra wishes…that's all I can say.

Posted: Aug 7, 2008 at 1:13 pm
No. 20 · Eric T

Why does it have to be fried chicken?
Shit I eat baked chicken, cause all that grease aint healthy.

Posted: Aug 8, 2008 at 4:56 pm
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