Why Every Manufactured Pop Band Should Have An MTV Reality Show
Not sure how this happened, but based its first day of sales, Danity Kane's new album is on track to debut at No. 1 on next week's charts. May Day 26 be so lucky…
Heyy! Good, I bought their CD yesterday. I like it. It's not 'Back to Black, Graduation, or Futuresex/LoveSongs' quality but it's decent enough for me to jam in my car to some of the songs.
That and I only paid 9.95 for the CD at target. I do love a good sale.
First of all, what's with all these thoroughbreds? Diddy should know that ethnically ambiguous girl "singers" are far superior when trying to sell a shitty product wrapped with sex appeal. Robin Antin could have told him that 3/5ths of them no one can be more than 50% black or white. That shit is not exotic ;). I can watch a crappy PCD video over and over again and inevitably hear the song a few times while trying to figure out everyone's heritage. It will grow on me in that time. I still sing "Dontcha" in the shower daily. With these five, I will laugh and change the channel before their presumably crappy song even plays.
Secondly, LOL at the outfits.
Shawty with the roots showing needs to control that eye make-up. Looks like dollar store Barbie on drugs.
Furthermore, they can't look like anyone out there already. Jaime King, JoJo, Ciara with Fantasia hair, Heidi Montag and Solange Knowles.
In concluding, LOL at their outfits. It's so bad, it needs to be said twice.
BMD, that's not prom. That's homecoming because no one looks this to' up at prom.
…and don't knock fake bake. I'm getting spray tanned before I go to the beach this summer. Between pastiness (::looks down shirt::) and being orange, I'll take being orange.
Will D. Woods please change her hairstyle?? I can't stand that short on one side, long on the other style. It would be different if the long side wasn't sooooo long!
Heyy! Good, I bought their CD yesterday. I like it. It's not 'Back to Black, Graduation, or Futuresex/LoveSongs' quality but it's decent enough for me to jam in my car to some of the songs.
That and I only paid 9.95 for the CD at target. I do love a good sale.
I like one of the songs I heard them make on the show. I just wish Aubrey would stop with the fake tanning. Orange is not a skin color!
First, are they on the way to a prom? Second, I'm not impressed.
What kind of bootleg Pussy Cat Doll crap is this?
First of all, what's with all these thoroughbreds? Diddy should know that ethnically ambiguous girl "singers" are far superior when trying to sell a shitty product wrapped with sex appeal. Robin Antin could have told him that 3/5ths of them no one can be more than 50% black or white. That shit is not exotic ;). I can watch a crappy PCD video over and over again and inevitably hear the song a few times while trying to figure out everyone's heritage. It will grow on me in that time. I still sing "Dontcha" in the shower daily. With these five, I will laugh and change the channel before their presumably crappy song even plays.
Secondly, LOL at the outfits.
Shawty with the roots showing needs to control that eye make-up. Looks like dollar store Barbie on drugs.
Furthermore, they can't look like anyone out there already. Jaime King, JoJo, Ciara with Fantasia hair, Heidi Montag and Solange Knowles.
In concluding, LOL at their outfits. It's so bad, it needs to be said twice.
BMD, that's not prom. That's homecoming because no one looks this to' up at prom.
…and don't knock fake bake. I'm getting spray tanned before I go to the beach this summer. Between pastiness (::looks down shirt::) and being orange, I'll take being orange.
Day26 should NOT be so lucky. Their album is horrific.
I like their album; I thought the songs were pretty catchy.
Will D. Woods please change her hairstyle?? I can't stand that short on one side, long on the other style. It would be different if the long side wasn't sooooo long!