With These Friends, Who Needs Federal Prosecutors
 

white-men-cant-jump.jpgWesley Snipes gets sentenced tomorrow for tax fraud, and although he faces a maximum of three years, he's hoping that character testimonies from his famous friends will help sway the judge in his favor. Here are some excerpts from the statements, via TMZ:

• "Woody recounted how he was shooting "Wildcats" and that he and Goldie Hawn were the only Caucasians on the production team. Harrelson said a few of the folks were fans of Louis Farrakhan. Woody wrote, "It was the first time I experienced racism toward me.""

• "Denzel Washington says that Wes is like "a tree — a mighty oak.""

• "Judge Greg Mathis says: "Unfortunately, it was his honest nature that forced him into these legalities" and "I can say from my personal experience as a Judge that people are always trying to manipulate and defraud people with a high profile status.""

• "Judge Joe Brown says Wesley is "one of those rare individuals possessed of an extremely developed social conscience.""

That Woody Harrelson anecdote is totally going to save Wesley. Just a prediction.

Comments (6)

No. 1 · Ike

Talk about some bullllllllsh**.

Posted: Apr 24, 2008 at 1:03 pm
No. 2 · Poudy

Disinformation at is best.

He then said that Wesley was the one who helped him be confortable on the set.

Everything is a fucking conspiracy too y'all motherfuckers!!!!

Posted: Apr 25, 2008 at 5:42 am
No. 3 · Poudy

get your facts straight.

Posted: Apr 25, 2008 at 5:43 am
No. 4 · Lauren Williams, Stereohyped

Poudy/Kilo/Whatever — there are no factual inaccuracies in the quotes. Do you know what excerpt (in this case, it's an excerpt selected by TMZ) means? I'm sure Denzel Washington also did a lot more to help Snipes than refer to him as a tree, but that was the funny part of his statement. Also, do you know what a conspiracy is? If you saw a conspiracy theory in this post, it was probably your own. Clearly, your ultimate goal in trolling this site is to prove that I despise white people and am somehow on a mission to denigrate the white race whenever possible, but you're going to need to come with something better than this if you're trying to make that (ridiculous) case. However, given your poor reasoning skills, your subpar writing and reading comprehension abilities, your mean-spiritedness, and your inability to argue a point without resorting to name-calling and profanity, I strongly doubt that's possible.

Posted: Apr 25, 2008 at 8:20 am
No. 5 · daria of Gorgeous Black Women

:)

Posted: Apr 25, 2008 at 5:36 pm
No. 6 · Chic Noir

:)

Posted: Apr 25, 2008 at 10:01 pm
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